coccatino
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Jan 5, 2007 15:26:52 GMT -5
Post by coccatino on Jan 5, 2007 15:26:52 GMT -5
Why is there not a Scrubs thread?
I think we need to go ahead and start listing our favorite quotes.
EAGLE!
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Jan 5, 2007 16:23:28 GMT -5
Post by TheLuckyOne on Jan 5, 2007 16:23:28 GMT -5
We've had at least a couple Scrubs threads over the years; I don't think they're popular enough to consistently stay at the top of the boards. Still, I'm all for quotes... Scrubs rules.
How 'bout: "See, I think death is like a game of dodgeball. At first there's a lot of screaming and chaos, and the big kid who already has underarm hair breaks your glasses... but then you wake up in the hot nurse's office, and as she leans over to put a bandage on your forehead, you get the sense that anything could happen, anything at all, if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers."
-D
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coccatino
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Jan 5, 2007 20:06:12 GMT -5
Post by coccatino on Jan 5, 2007 20:06:12 GMT -5
Kelso: Ah! I want you to kill the giant bat living in my attic!
Turk: You keep Enid in the attic??
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Jan 13, 2007 19:32:04 GMT -5
Post by TheLuckyOne on Jan 13, 2007 19:32:04 GMT -5
Not even quite sure this one is appropriate for this site... but hey, if it made it on network TV, I guess it's okay.
Jordan: "Oh, I know. One of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name."
Elliot: "You don't like 'Cox'?"
Jordan: "Actually, I love 'Cox'."
The Todd: "Ladies...? Greatest conversation ever."
[Off-camera]: "Wow, what a huge sausage!"
The Todd: "Excuse me, I'm needed elsewhere."
-D
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Jan 13, 2007 22:18:43 GMT -5
Post by DarthShady on Jan 13, 2007 22:18:43 GMT -5
LOVE THIS SHOW! And now, thanks to Comedy Central, I can watch it every dya of the week!  JD: "Surgical and medical interns are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals." |
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coccatino
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Jan 15, 2007 17:04:15 GMT -5
Post by coccatino on Jan 15, 2007 17:04:15 GMT -5
Turk- This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
also, a personal favorite:
Dr. Cox- Yo, girl's name!
JD- What?
Dr. Cox- Gimme a break, Ellen, I got a lot on my mind, and look at that, I bounced back.
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Jan 18, 2007 1:27:02 GMT -5
Post by aargmematey on Jan 18, 2007 1:27:02 GMT -5
J.D.: (Thinking) All right, tell him how you feel, but try not to sound like a girl for once.
J.D.: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
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sirgallahad2
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Jan 18, 2007 7:39:26 GMT -5
Post by sirgallahad2 on Jan 18, 2007 7:39:26 GMT -5
Dr. Cox: Hey there Bob-o I have a question for you. When you were born, nay SPAWNED by the prince of darkness, did he just not give you a hug before he sent you on your merry way?
Dr. Cox: I cannot actually sleep next to Jordan seeing as how she can only sleep when she is hanging upside down from the ceiling wrapped in a coccoon of her own leathery wings.
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sirgallahad2
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RUN!! Get to de CHOPPA!!!!!
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Jan 18, 2007 7:48:19 GMT -5
Post by sirgallahad2 on Jan 18, 2007 7:48:19 GMT -5
Funny note. I actually use Dr. Cox- like insults with my soldiers. They know that I never truly mean them as insults, just a little ball-busting. My personal favorites are calling them girl's names and calling them newbie when they screw up. constant entertainment.
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coccatino
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Jan 19, 2007 9:49:56 GMT -5
Post by coccatino on Jan 19, 2007 9:49:56 GMT -5
I was ridiculously looking forward to last night's musical episode and it did not dissapoint. Janitor's little solo during Dr. Cox's song was amazing!
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Jan 19, 2007 11:53:28 GMT -5
Post by DarthShady on Jan 19, 2007 11:53:28 GMT -5
It was so amazing!!!! I personally liked the Poo song. And then when they did the Grease spoof....I'm trying not to give too much away to people who haven't seen it yet, but I was sooooo happy they finally did a musical!
The Todd: Dude, even I know she's Dominican.
Every week I forget how much I love Thursdays (Scrubs, The Office, etc.) but it's pretty much the best day of the week TV-wise.
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Jan 19, 2007 16:31:23 GMT -5
Post by coccatino on Jan 19, 2007 16:31:23 GMT -5
Oh! Also, on the comedy central reruns yesterday were the 2 episodes featuring Jordan's brother, Ben. I won't give away what happens, but they are 2 very well written episodes. For anyone who missed the beauty of last night's musical, here are links to 2 of the songs; Everything Comes Down to Poo - www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QqhW54RBQAGuy Love - www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF6rSGfUdyg |
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Jan 20, 2007 1:34:51 GMT -5
Post by kylerexpop on Jan 20, 2007 1:34:51 GMT -5
yep: that musical episode was AMAZING.  |
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Jan 21, 2007 2:30:10 GMT -5
Post by TheLuckyOne on Jan 21, 2007 2:30:10 GMT -5
yep: that musical episode was AMAZING. My favorite part was the little one-off joke of the guy who looked identical to Joey from Friends being admitted for STDs. Heh. And DarthShady's right... Thursday is far and away the best night of television. The real problem is that there's too much good stuff on. My Name Is Earl, The Office, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, C.S.I. Every week, Lady Luck and I have to choose which shoes to record, which to watch, and which can be skipped, and man... talk about your tough choices. -D |
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Jan 21, 2007 10:50:39 GMT -5
Post by Head Mutant on Jan 21, 2007 10:50:39 GMT -5
I no longer have cable, but I did splurge on Scrubs season one the other day. Good stuff -- it's been a while since I saw those older ones.
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