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Post by Spiderdancer on Oct 17, 2005 14:53:01 GMT -5
Ha ha ha....
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Post by PoolMan on Oct 17, 2005 14:55:26 GMT -5
I don't think so. Even I, the man who sleeps on a pillow festooned with pictures of Powerpuff Girls, think it's a bit of bad taste. Plus, you'll put klingon boobs on my chin, I just know it. There ARE Klingon boobs on your chin. I can't help that. No, seriously, either you put pictures up, or I make my own. |
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Post by pfrsue on Oct 17, 2005 16:02:24 GMT -5
We really need the pictures, J. Or else.
Hmmm... new MRFH merchandising item: The Head Mutant Chia Pet!
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Post by Head Mutant on Oct 17, 2005 19:34:39 GMT -5
MRFH: Or else.  |
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Post by pfrsue on Oct 17, 2005 21:10:38 GMT -5
Put on the pirate hat, and I think we've got a winner!
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Post by bladestarr on Oct 17, 2005 22:08:13 GMT -5
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Post by PoolMan on Oct 18, 2005 0:27:58 GMT -5
Dude, you may never believe me, and your wife will probably hate me, but DAMN, that actually works for you! I say keep the freaky 'stache! Keep it!
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Post by Head Mutant on Oct 18, 2005 6:42:50 GMT -5
Hahaha... well, a kid a church who saw me said I looked "Westerny", but honestly I think I just look like a redneck. In any case, it's all gone today, and the goatee is growing back.
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Post by pfrsue on Oct 21, 2005 16:28:00 GMT -5
So today I was chatting with my son's teacher and she tells me he's been doing great the past few weeks... except....
Except what? I ask.
It seems that yesterday, the class (he goes to a charter school) was visited by no less than the Senate Majority Leader for the state of Wisconsin. Said politician spent some time chatting about this and that, and somehow the subject of duck hunting came up. Mr. Senator has recently tried duck hunting and just hasn't had much luck and doesn't know why.
Spawn of Mutant 1 raises his hand and says, "Maybe it's because you never stop talking."
I'm thinking of moving to Arizona.
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Oct 24, 2005 21:54:53 GMT -5
This may not be as funny if you weren't there and couldn't hear the inflection, but good Lord... funniest thing I've heard all month, easy. So Lady Luck comes home after a hard day of work and grad school classes at 10:00. My friend and I are getting in the Hallowe'en spirit by watching Teen Wolf, but he leaves and L.L. grabs some leftover nachos, a glass of the terrific wine Lissa and Duckie gave us as a housewarming gift this weekend (thanks again, guys!), and plops down beside me on the floor. I unpause the movie, which just happens to be at the dance scene, and we idly discuss the atrocious fashion and musical choices for a while. Then the following exchange occurs, re: Scott, the main character... Me: "Look at how scrawny he looks. You should see him in his basketball uniform."
Lady Luck: "Oh man, his nose looks sorta funny too. He kind of looks like Michael J. Fox though, doesn't he?"
Me [gaping in disbelief]: "....."
Lady Luck [wincing]: "He IS Michael J. Fox, isn't he?"
Me: [laughter to the point of choking]It was just one of those moments where someone says something stupid and realizes a millisecond later -- by the outrageous guffaws you're trying vainly to supress -- just how inane it is. I don't know, maybe you had to be there to see the flash of comprehension on her face or the instant reddening, but... heh heh. Classic. Then the second, slightly less funny moment occured just minutes later, when Chubb entered the picture and Lady Luck commented on his, well, chubbiness. Me: "He kind of looks like a younger John Goodman."
Lady Luck: "YEAH HE DOES!!!"(I mean, yes, he does, but... damn, was that enthusiastic!) Then we both had a hearty laugh about the guy with his underwear showing in the end and called it a night. It's the little moments that I love the best.  -D |
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Post by DocD83 on Oct 25, 2005 11:52:04 GMT -5
I was at a conference in Houston last week, and a bunch of us went out to a bar with a couple of our professors. Some of the guys wanted to talk with the girls from Rice University a few tables over, so one of them snagged a towel from the bar and started acting like a waiter for the girls. He took drink orders and everything. Had them completely fooled. Then one of our professors walked over to him, slapped him on the back of the head, and said, "I've been waiting for my beer for 20 minutes, and here I find you chatting up these girls?! Get to work!"
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Post by duckie on Oct 25, 2005 20:57:04 GMT -5
Drew, are ya gonna toss in Teen Wolf Too? I can see the discussion now... "Doesn't he look like that guy from Arrested Development?"  Glad you enjoyed the vino... that winery is on our short list of wines-that-we-enjoy-and-can-afford. |
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Post by dajaymann on Oct 25, 2005 23:26:32 GMT -5
I was over at a friend's house the other day. My friend's thirteen-year-old daughter was there, telling us a couple of knock-knock jokes. My buddy pipes up:
"HEY!!! Wanna hear the funniest knock-knock joke ever?"
His daughter replies, "Sure!"
"Okay, but you have to start it for me! Say 'Knock Knock'!"
"Ummmm, okay. Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
The silence that ensued was deafening, only broken a few moments later by my uproarious laughter. Because, you see, that really IS the best knock-knock joke ever.
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Post by pfrsue on Nov 6, 2005 11:09:41 GMT -5
The other day, Spawn of Mutant 1 and I were discussing his birthday gift list (he's 14 today! ACK!) He mentions a computer game that he really wanted to ask for but couldn't.
"Why not?" I inquire.
"Well I played it at my friend's house, but it has one of those words in it."
"Those words?"
"Y'know, one that you told me I shouldn't ever say."
Curious, since this isn't a game I would have connected with profanity, I ask, "Which word specifically?"
Long embarrassed pause as he blushes. "Well... it sort of goes on about doing things for.... for the..." (very small voice) "...horde."
Oh the difference a consonant or two makes....
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Post by Head Mutant on Nov 6, 2005 11:47:17 GMT -5
hahaha(x30)
What a different game world of hookercraft would've been...
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