dex
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So what colour is the sky in your world?
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Post by dex on Mar 13, 2009 13:44:05 GMT -5
Hmmm... "Dr Poolman"... Justin, does my Mutant Emeritus status give me an honourary doctorate? I could get used to that! Shouldn't that be either "honourary doctourate" or "honorary doctorate"? I don't know when to add in the extra "u"... so confused in the ways of the Canadien!  No no, I'd guess in his case the "h.c." stands for "humoris causa". |
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dex
Ghostbuster
So what colour is the sky in your world?
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Post by dex on Mar 25, 2009 9:06:57 GMT -5
Her: We should do this and... or that.
Me: "And" or "or"?
Her: Not and!
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Post by Head Mutant on May 2, 2009 14:44:35 GMT -5
My wife goes grocery shopping -- first trip out of the house after coming home after giving birth. She calls me to come out and help carry in groceries, which include six cases of water. That's 144 bottles of water, for those playing at home.
ME: Are you... um, thirsty?
HER: Swine flu.
ME: What?
HER: I want to be prepared in case we're trapped in the house during the swine flu pandemic.
ME: You know we have tap water, right? And what about food?
HER: I just like this water, okay?
So there you go. Stock up on water, boys and girls. Swine flu demands it!
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Post by PoolMan on May 2, 2009 17:52:16 GMT -5
Tell her it's water-transmissible.
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coccatino
Ghostbuster
whose baby are you?
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Post by coccatino on May 3, 2009 13:02:21 GMT -5
my friend is an ER doc and his current facebook status is "can someone put the word out that having a Mexican co-worker IS NOT a risk factor for Swine Flu. Please do not come to the ER for this!"
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Post by Head Mutant on May 3, 2009 18:13:37 GMT -5
While changing our kid's diaper, wife says, "Come over here and look at the tip of his penis... I think there's something on it."
Well, kid is not going to get a much better opener than that. Achievement Unlocked: two parents with one stream of urine.
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Post by TheLuckyOne on May 3, 2009 19:41:34 GMT -5
My wife goes grocery shopping -- first trip out of the house after coming home after giving birth. She calls me to come out and help carry in groceries, which include six cases of water. That's 144 bottles of water, for those playing at home. ME: Are you... um, thirsty? HER: Swine flu. ME: What? HER: I want to be prepared in case we're trapped in the house during the swine flu pandemic. ME: You know we have tap water, right? And what about food? HER: I just like this water, okay? So there you go. Stock up on water, boys and girls. Swine flu demands it! Justin, I think you need to introduce your wife to the magic of a device called the "Brita." All the cleanliness of bottled water, none of the weightlifting and massive overpricing! -D |
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Post by StarOpal on May 3, 2009 23:03:03 GMT -5
My wife goes grocery shopping -- first trip out of the house after coming home after giving birth. She calls me to come out and help carry in groceries, which include six cases of water. That's 144 bottles of water, for those playing at home. ME: Are you... um, thirsty? HER: Swine flu. ME: What? HER: I want to be prepared in case we're trapped in the house during the swine flu pandemic. ME: You know we have tap water, right? And what about food? HER: I just like this water, okay? So there you go. Stock up on water, boys and girls. Swine flu demands it! Maybe she's turning into the little girl from Signs. |
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Post by Head Mutant on May 4, 2009 10:56:44 GMT -5
She'll only drink Aquafina -- she says all other water tastes bad in comparison. It's weird.
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coccatino
Ghostbuster
whose baby are you?
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Post by coccatino on May 4, 2009 22:57:47 GMT -5
in response to 1st confirmed swine flu case in Pa husband yells "YES!!!!" When asked for an explanation- "I was starting to feel left out."
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Post by TheLuckyOne on May 26, 2009 21:07:55 GMT -5
They were talking on a local radio station recently about the "edited for TV" version of Snakes On A Plane. Beats me why you would even try editing that movie for content, but apparently they did, and the result is... well, Samuel L. Jackson's famous line is a little different. "Enough is enough! I have HAD it with these monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!"That's almost as great as the legendary "Yippee-ki-yay, [foreign voice]Mister Falcon![/foreign voice]" edit from Die Hard. -D |
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Post by sergeofarnivillage on Jun 15, 2009 18:10:25 GMT -5
I had a fun conversation with my family some time ago. One of my "fake" grandmas, Laura, (I love her to death) was baiting my brother into a debate about history. They both have very different views about stuff, so it's always amusing to listen to them talk. I was happily licking ice-cream, watching the two of them jabber, until I eventually zoned out. Later, Laura snapped me out of Lala land, and judging from the coming verbal exchange, they were still miffed at each other.
Laura: So Zach, what flavor ice cream are you eating?
Me: Lime-sherbet.
Brother: That stuff tastes stupid.
Laura: Tastes stupid? What kinda flavor is that? Exactly what duz "stoooopid" tastes like, hm?
Brother: I dunno. Hey Zach, lick Laura's face and see what stupid tastes like.
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Post by StarOpal on Jul 1, 2009 21:53:59 GMT -5
The backstory: So for Christmas Bro1 bought Sis Tin Man as a stocking stuffer. Let's just say Kathleen Robertson's Azkadellia inspired a new family phrase.
So I'm sure you can imagine four people watching a movie simultaneously sending up a battle cry of "Free the monkeys!" Yes, we're weird.
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coccatino
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whose baby are you?
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Post by coccatino on Jul 3, 2009 19:16:23 GMT -5
The backstory: So for Christmas Bro1 bought Sis Tin Man as a stocking stuffer. Let's just say Kathleen Robertson's Azkadellia inspired a new family phrase. So I'm sure you can imagine four people watching a movie simultaneously sending up a battle cry of "Free the monkeys!" Yes, we're weird. Love this! |
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LadyStarblade
Boomstick Coordinator
I'm a .38 Special on a .45 frame.
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Post by LadyStarblade on Jul 5, 2009 16:36:43 GMT -5
I was at a science-fiction convention this weekend, so far too many to list, but a standout was:
"What happened to your head?"
"I got hit with a jello shot syringe."
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