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Post by Head Mutant on Apr 24, 2006 16:57:16 GMT -5
Caramel and I were on a shuttle from our hotel that went to the casino in Canada (penny slots RULE), and these three middle-aged, large guys board.
They are drunk. Really, really drunk.
And they are loud. Really, really loud.
And they are horny. Really, really horny.
Now, not trying to sound stuck up or anything, but I honestly haven't spent a lot of my life around drunk people, so I kind of find them fascinating in a horrible way when I witness them. This trio might've been the pentultimate drunk idiots in the world, with very little exaggeration.
Everyone on this shuttle was thinking dirty thoughts aimed at them as these three couldn't stop shouting and yelling and -- most importantly -- hooting like nincompoops at anything female with breasts.
One of the guys actually wolf whistled at a girl getting off the bus. Another guy saw a girl in the street and boomed, "DRIVER! BACK UP! WOOOOOO! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!"
Caramel leans over and murmurs, "Yes, and if she had a look at these, she'd be off and running in .5 seconds flat."
I don't know why I'm typing this... it wasn't that funny and I'm not giving great quotes, but it just stunned us that people could be this drunk, this idiotic, and this -basic- all at the same time.
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Post by Spiderdancer on Apr 24, 2006 17:10:47 GMT -5
This one comes from Sibling 1, an architecture major at WSU. I should start by explaining that she has this shirt she made with three little podlike one-eye-stalked aliens on it.
She was in an animation lab and discussing a project with her partner when he pointed to her chest and said, "Hey, you should animate those!"
He quickly added, "the little one-eyed aliens!"
Fortunately, she understood what he meant.
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Post by StarOpal on Apr 24, 2006 21:17:16 GMT -5
"How are you today?"
Me: "Fine. You?"
"Well, I'm fine as frog hair split four ways!"
(I'd never heard that before)
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Apr 24, 2006 23:49:43 GMT -5
I don't know why I'm typing this... it wasn't that funny and I'm not giving great quotes, but it just stunned us that people could be this drunk, this idiotic, and this -basic- all at the same time. Did you GO to college, Justin? -D |
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Post by Head Mutant on Apr 25, 2006 8:41:07 GMT -5
I did, but of course it being a Christian college and a dry town, not so much of the moonshine being passed around. My friend Vinnie did stash vodka in his orange juice bottle, tho. He also liked Xena more than was respectable, too.
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Post by Ms. Jellybean on Apr 29, 2006 15:23:36 GMT -5
Hm... a random piece of wit from when I finally got around to watching Constantine and explaining it to my parents.
ME: So, Satan is basically a slightly rotund middle-aged guy who speaks in an exaggerated good-ol'-boy accent and is a bit effiminate.
FATHER: So for all intents and purposes, he's ---
US TOGETHER: Truman Capote.
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Post by Head Mutant on May 22, 2006 9:50:25 GMT -5
Yeah, religion and Da Vinci Code stuff is always bound to bring out a heated discussion, but I thought this was (from my perspective) not just true but pretty funny enough to pass on. From a blog entry I read today:
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Is it possible to put all this aside and just enjoy the story as a thriller, an enjoyable yarn? I honestly have no idea how people can take that approach.
Catholic writer Mark Shea tells an anecdote about a college bull session among students at Central Washington University over The Da Vinci Code. “Even if it’s just fiction,” a student opined, “it’s still interesting to think about.”
To which another student replied: “Your mother’s a [prostitute].” And then, to the first student’s stunned incredulity, he added, “And even if that’s just fiction, it’s still interesting to think about.”
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Post by Spiderdancer on May 22, 2006 13:25:26 GMT -5
Um... I don't care much about the book or the movie - my pastor is having a cow enough over it already and I figure it's just Mr. Brown doing his best to make a large amount of money - but was this really worth sending an email AND posting it on the site?
Not that it's Monday and I'm grouchy or anything...
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Post by Head Mutant on May 22, 2006 13:37:52 GMT -5
*shrug* Just thought I'd share, no biggie.
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on May 24, 2006 15:35:58 GMT -5
A conversation that occured in the middle of one of my classes the other day. I'm assuming they were talking about Spiderman 3:
IDIOT #1: ...yeah, and that guy from That 70's Show's gonna be in it, To-something.
IDIOT #2: Tobey Maquire is Spiderman.
IDIOT #1: No, it's the guy from That 70's Show, To...
TEACHER: It's Topher Grace, now pay attention!
The teacher's input made me laugh.
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Post by sarahbot on May 25, 2006 14:25:16 GMT -5
My friend and I were at White Spot, waiting for our meal and discussing the drinks menu. We got onto the topic of just how disgusting Caesars are (just our opinion, feel free to ignore if you enjoy them), and Clamato juice in particular. I said you'd have to be drunk to drink that stuff, and she replied, "Yeah! I mean, who thought of juicing a clam?"
I think the waiter who was passing by is probably still laughing.
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Post by PoolMan on May 25, 2006 14:38:41 GMT -5
Had the same conversation on the weekend. Only my punchline went something like, "Who was it that first drank tomato juice and thought, 'Hm. Needs fish!'?"
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Post by StarOpal on May 25, 2006 14:44:32 GMT -5
Sounds like a conversation I had about who ate the first oyster:
"You know guy one was like, 'What is that?!' Then guy two says, 'I dunno... Dare you to eat it.' Had to be."
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Post by blinkfan on May 25, 2006 14:45:24 GMT -5
Tomato Juice sickens me eeeeyuk
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Post by Head Mutant on May 25, 2006 19:42:27 GMT -5
I was doing a similar line of conversation with a friend about mushrooms... wondering who, exactly, was chosen to taste-test which ones were good, and which ones turned your belly purple and your tongue the size of your forearm.
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